Girls Gone Wild/Script

[During recess...]

[ Mimsy sees Jason studying and walks up to him..]

Mimsy: Um, hi Jason.

Jason: What do you want?

Mimsy: Um, my mom packed me the best stuff. She made eggs and avocado sandwiches.

Jason: So what?

Mimsy: I was just thinking that... maybe we could... eat lunch together. I've always kind of... liked you.

Jason: Well, I don't like you! Your annoying.

Mimsy: I know. Ah I know you don't like me back. I ju- Yeah, you know, the- this was stupid, I'm sorry. I wasted your time. [walks quickly away]

Jason: Hey. Wait. [Mimsy stops and Jason catches up] Look, I'm sorry. That was mean. I'd love to try one of your mom's sandwiches.

[In the girls' bathroom...]

Jessie: You have a date with Jason Berry?!

Mimsy: We're just going to have lunch, Jessie.

Jessie: First kisses are full of possibilities.

Mimsy: We're not gonna kiss! I just wanna spend more time with him...

Jessie: Your heart starts to race, you feel confused and almost dizzy, and on the other extreme, you have no idea how Jason would respond.

Mimsy: Jason needs a friend and I wanna be his first friend.

Jessie: What's for lunch.

Mimsy: Slices of bread filled with fresh avocado and free range eggs.

Jessie: My favorite. I think Jason will love it too.

Mimsy: I haven't seen Abba all day. Where is she?

Jessie: She probably has colitis or something.

[In the hallway...]

Abba: Hey, Jessie.

Jessie: What is it, Abba?

Abba: Wanna hear a joke?

Jessie: No.

Abba: Your mom's so black that she's the reason kids are afraid of the dark.

Jessie: Your mom's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.

Abba: FUCK OFF, JESSIE!